Things my gf thinks are stuff she likes about me..

My girlfriend has an emotional expressive capacity of a teaspoon… im sorry thats mean….to the teaspoon… She has the emotional capacity of an atom in a dormant state.. ( no reaction unless poked with radioactive material… yeah i know my science bitcchh!! )

She usually smiles and flashes her …teeth ( YOu pervs) when i ask her what she likes about me… but bless her soul…she came up with a list … ( in her defence…she just wrote a novel with what she wrote to me)

here is her list (after knowing me for 2 years)

  1. u are idiot ( i mean…its true… and she probably has my name saved in her cellphone as idiot…. the way i see it… whenever she says idiot…what she really means is I love you stupid…. ( man i do love to imagine things which dont exist))

2. u have a good sense of humor ( common my blog explains my humor… who cares u fucks dont understand it…my girl does)

3. u are smart, fucking smart ( well…thats questionable…but hell yeah she said this one!! … totally contradicts with point 1)

4. handsome ( awwwwww….. she is trying to make me happy…and i did just promise her 2 million in 3 years…maybe thats why)

5. NOT ( oh well… atleast im cute ) :D

and thats all….

Is it me or isnt she the best…

I love you…

Bubu

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