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Rand Paul Lands Anal Health Monthly Honor — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Add “Asshole of the Year” to Rand Paul’s collection of dubious achievements. The Kentucky senator was chosen by Anal…

Mar 23, 2021

Mar 23, 2021

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Clock Blocked: MTG Proposes Major Changes to DST — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) When freshman Georgia Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene stood and approached the floor of the House on…

Mar 11, 2021

Mar 11, 2021

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Future Ex-President Impeachment Schemes Fuel Latest GOP Schism — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Rand Paul wants a crack at Jimmy Carter.

Feb 13, 2021

Future Ex-President Impeachment Schemes Fuel Latest GOP Schism — The Penrose Papers

Feb 13, 2021

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Trump to Depart DC in Golf Cart One — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) President Trump has long bucked tradition when it comes to the various day-to-day routines of the presidency, and his…

Jan 19, 2021

Trump to Depart DC in Golf Cart One — The Penrose Papers

Jan 19, 2021

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Senate to Vote on Participation Trophies for All Americans — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) While an increase in stimulus checks to $2000 seems all but dead in the Senate, progress was made Friday on a bill…

Jan 2, 2021

Senate to Vote on Participation Trophies for All Americans — The Penrose Papers

Jan 2, 2021

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GOP Elephant to be Sacked in Convention “Surprise” — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Ever since Thomas Nast first used one in a political cartoon in 1874, the elephant has been the symbol of the…

Aug 25, 2020

Aug 25, 2020

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Trump Taps Wild-West Tech to Tackle Postal Woes — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) The growing body of stories concerning Trump-created postal slowdowns is appearing to have an effect. At Thursday’s…

Aug 14, 2020

Aug 14, 2020

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Health Professionals Issue COVID-19 Warning: Avoid Republicans! — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Since the early days of the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic, the National Association of Practicing Virologists has been…

Aug 6, 2020

Health Professionals Issue COVID-19 Warning: Avoid Republicans! — The Penrose Papers

Aug 6, 2020

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Trump To Share Task Force Press Stage With Fauci, Einstein, Jesus Puppets — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) Coming off a week of solo coronavirus press conferences where President Trump largely stayed on message and didn’t…

Jul 29, 2020

Jul 29, 2020

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Trump To Launch Signature Mask Line — The Penrose Papers

(PenrosePapers.com) People are used to being shocked by what comes out of President Trump’s Twitter account. Still, it was a bit of a…

Jul 21, 2020

Trump To Launch Signature Mask Line — The Penrose Papers

Jul 21, 2020

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The Penrose Papers is a satiric news source that focuses primarily on stories coming out of Washington DC and other political power centers.

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