Dave. My biggest most heartiest laughs tonight are in this paragraph.
When I read “has no hair and shines and other things” I asked myself what other things.
I read it several times and laughed harder each time!
Then I read “oozed” and “given her anything” and laughed even more!
Then I realized that I better never, ever get drunk with you because I guarantee I will not survive the laughter. My heart will certainly give out and I will lose all bowel and kidney control.
PS. My wife still does not know of our rendezvous and still asks what I am laughing about!
PSS. I had a vision we will be successful and tears of joy will flow. And it will be because individually we are weak but together, with Eric, we are exponentially stronger AND SMARTER!