Since I haven’t been able to find a job in 9 years I have decided to be a union organizer. I want to go into fast food establishments and furniture stores and car dealerships and all the service industries and organize the workers! But I want to do it safely and I need government support to enforce my rights and the employees rights. We need a National Socialist Workers Union where anyone that collects a paycheck is automatically eligible for union membership. So, where do we start? Where do we go? Where do I begin (to tell the story)?