I just wish I could get paid for being an ombudsman, an advocate, an ambassador of good will. I wish I could get a good job doing that. At a good salary. Because I’ve been doing it for free for a long time and since I haven’t been able to find a good job for the past nine years this would be an ideal position.
Hey Mr. Trump, how about an army of supporters who reach out to allay the fears of the fearful?
I could do a great job!