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Promise us that you’ll save this, and that one day in the future you’ll sloooowly read it back to yourself. Perhaps by then, you’ll be mature enough to realize the folly of your misguided screed. Allow your readers a sliver of hope that this small bit of personal growth may come from your hateful and idiotic enterprise. Having gone so far as to put thought to bits and bytes, it’s all that’s left for you now.