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This is so much more interesting and thoughtful than the million self-serving “open letters” to Colin Karpernick I’ve seen in the last four days. I’m sure Colin isn’t reading those. Write a letter to Santa and it might get noticed sooner.

Also, Halloween is a full two months away. I’m not so sure that The Baby seeing a Witch at the mall is totally trivial.

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