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Oh man. That script.

My head was just like “ok, Shea came up with a cool headline/concept and now he has to write the whole piece.” And then I’m like “oh no, this is going off the rails, this is going on too long.” And then I’m back in at fuck-you-Isaac-Newton and then I’m back out because it goes on wayyyy too long again and then I’m back in over Sandra Bullock’s dead kid and then I’m back out because holy-shit-how-is-this-still-happening-this-piece-is-longer-than-that-dunk-contest and then it wrapped up without a satisfying conclusion but then it moved on to pictures of Zach Levine dunking and I didn’t care anymore.

Shea you take me through weird tribulations every day and it hurts sometimes but I think I like it.