How does one sneak a dildo into a stadium… or anywhere?
Eric Schulz

This was my immediate theory tossed around with the friends I watched the game with. I figure you hide it in your pants, and if the security guy happens to pat you down and look at you funny, you go “feel something you like?” and give him a creepy “I am going to sue you for groping me” glare. There’s no way he doesn’t just wave you through and hope he doesn’t get fired.

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