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Todd Flora, I need to turn this up to 12/10 Knibbsies. Putting out this light hearted real-internet-comedy on the back end of a crazy deep, investigative piece about the prosecution of the owners of Backpage yesterday is the kind of range one only dreams of. Mike Trout doesn’t have that kind of range. Meryl Streep doesn’t have that kind of range. ICBMs don’t have that kind of range.

I think I just talked myself up to 13/10 Knibbsies

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