“I’m afraid I’ve definitely been suspended from power, no chance — indeed?” said Snape. He put his head back behind them and read groups as they crossed a corner and fluttered down onto their ink lamp, and picked up his spoon. The doorbell rang. It was a lot cleaner down in London.
Harry Potter: Written by Artificial Intelligence
Max Deutsch
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While nonsensical, the pacing is spot on. This reads the way one’s brain does as they’re drifting off to sleep with a book in hand, or how a conversation sounds from afar. This is what extras say to each other when they’re told to “talk in the background,” or what impersonators say when they’re told to speak in a foreign language. Perfect gibberish.