President Trump Is A Grenade
Trent Lapinski

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Meanwhile, the world’s greatest charlatan, Donald J. Drumpf, continues to demonstrate that he is a delusional, ignorant, bloviating, autocratic, divisive, inarticulate, thin-skinned, grossly narcissistic sociopath; an unethical, arrogant, bullying, incompetent, pathological fabulator and liar, and a politically naïve fool; and his febrile brain continues “status twitterus” (a dangerous mental condition in which twittering fits follow one another without recovery of consciousness between them) — in sum, a classic “Dunning-Kruger” affectee — utterly unfit to be POTUS.

Drumpf’s reason for being has never been other than to feed his insatiable narcissism, and underpin his — always exaggerated and, hopefully, now declining — wealth. Anyone that thinks that he has ever had any sense of service other than self-service, or that a man who has spent his entire adult life promoting his “brand” — invariably at the cost of, usually, the “poorly educated” — now cares one iota about anyone else, or that he or his familial parasites will pass up any opportunity to monetise his presidency, is naive — in the extreme.

Drumpf is a clueless moron; had he not been born into great wealth, it’s probable he would now be living under an overpass somewhere. Yet, the “poorly educated” have elected this bouffanted buffoon to be POTUS, making the U.S. the laughing stock of the world — certainly, the Drumpf “sock puppet” is such a gross narcissist it is unaware that it’s Putin’s (or SS-Obergefreiter Bannon’s) fingers that are stimulating its colon. Still, maybe Putin will one day provide us with copies of Drumpf’s tax returns.

Drumpf offers only dangerously simple answers to complex problems. How can this bloviating ignoramus’ presidency possibly end other than in some major tragedy?

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