Google Commits $10 Billion to Changing Its MindGoogle announced today a $10 billion fund — set aside specifically for changing its mind. A Google spokesperson explained, “Changing our…Feb 17, 2020Feb 17, 2020
Going to the Walking RinkIn Canada, many children learn to skate before they learn to walk. So, to introduce children to walking, many Canadians enjoy making a…Mar 2, 2019Mar 2, 2019
Japan Surges Ahead With Drinkable Potato ChipsWhile United States research and development has been largely stagnating, Japan stunned the world with their announcement of drinkable…Feb 20, 2019Feb 20, 2019
CERN to pioneer smashed potatoesScientists at CERN today revealed their plans to smash two potatoes together at supersonic speeds. A CERN spokesperson explained, “Our aim…Jan 11, 2019Jan 11, 2019
Merriam-Webster Sets up a Word Hospital Tent on South Lawn of the White HouseMerriam-Webster has set up a temporary hospital tent on the south lawn of the White House to provide support for injured and mangled words…Jan 3, 2019Jan 3, 2019
EPA Announces “Asbestos for All” and “Sludge for Our Schools” programsIn an effort to further protect the environment, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) today announced two new initiatives: “Asbestos…Jan 2, 2019Jan 2, 2019
I like to go back and read the writings of Nobel Laureates“Someone’s got it in for me, they’re planting stories in the press, Whoever it is I wish they’d cut it out, but when they will I can only…Dec 31, 2018Dec 31, 2018
Google Revises It’s “Do No Evil” PolicyFollowing public outcry, Google has revised its “Do No Evil” policy to make it more transparent and clear to all. A Google spokesperson…Dec 29, 2018Dec 29, 2018
Merry-Go-Round Installed at the White House Staff EntranceTo better facilitate arriving and departing staff, a merry-go-round has been installed at the White House staff entrance. Secure handles…Dec 7, 2018Dec 7, 2018