My Two Main Goals as a Librarian

I’ve been making great progress with my two main goals as a librarian:

1. Teaching laziness skills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d64ohzVlur4
2. Spreading misinformation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CHyC5iPnJw

I sure wish other librarians would set their sights on these worthy goals. We can accomplish so much when we work together on shared goals.

If your own public library is not involved with these goals, ask them why not? Accept no excuses, except for the ones that are really funny.