Our nation needs greater paradoxes

Our nation needs greater paradoxes. We need paradoxes for all. Paradoxes in our time.

If we don’t recommit ourselves to greater paradoxes, our economic competitors will gain a paradox superiority — and that would be unthinkable. A paradox superiority would be unthinkable.

That’s why we need a wall, to keep out their paradoxes. We’ve worked hard for our own paradoxes. They’re American paradoxes. We need a wall to keep out their paradoxes.

When the founders of our country envisioned our paradoxes, they did so with great clarity. That’s why our paradoxes are the best. The bestest paradoxes. Bestest paradoxes ever.

(Written in the spirit of Mark Twain.)