Tech companies vying for the lucrative Internet connected ignorance market

Tech companies around the world are vying for a slice of the lucrative Internet connected ignorance market. Devices in this market will allow consumers to access their ignorance at any time and any place. Consumers will be able to turn on and turn off their ignorance remotely. Using these devices will allow ignorance to be seamlessly woven into all facets of our lives and lifestyles. People will forget what it was like living without ignorance.

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