Wells Fargo to Announce an Array of Financial Misconduct Products

(San Francisco) Wells Fargo announced today that it will soon be unveiling an array of financial misconduct products. Senior vice president for misconduct, Jeffrey Goodytwoshoes, explained, “Our customers have been asking us for ways that we can defraud them, so we put our heads together and came up with a several different financial misconduct products. We decided that a one-size-fits-all financial misconduct product wouldn’t work, because young couples with children have different defrauding needs than retirees.” He continued, “We’re asking customers to sit down with a financial advisor to find out what kind of defrauding works best for them. With proper planning, a financial misconduct product can reap benefits for the bank for years and years to come. Everything we do is built on trust. It doesn’t happen with one transaction, in one day on the job or in one quarter. It’s earned relationship by relationship.”