Caught watching p*rn? Find the right excuses for it! Part #3
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It’s a research! I’m testing my hypothesis that two hands are better than one!
I was just counterbalancing all the romance in our relationship!
It doesn’t matter where I get my appetite, as long as I go home to it
Go away! I’m having a creative wank
I was furthering the socialist revolution and one thing led to another
The holocaust is fake
I didn’t know that Lars Von Trier had return to Dogma, do you?
Wait! What? I was sleeping walking, I guess…
Quick, get some help, my hand and cock are fighting!
What porn? This is a PBS special on regional mating customs!
This is the way I cope with the undeniable meaningless horror of life
I can shoot a load farther than that, sit here and watch
Trying to understand human behaviour to be a better person
This is porn? Don’t you dare look in my hard drive then
I see is as education and it’s really for our benefit, babe!