The Great American Unfinished Novel


I’ve completed three chapters of my new novel and now I’m stuck. I haven’t touched it in several weeks. It’s just sitting there, storyline in limbo, characters in purgatory, waiting for me to dive back in and lead it to its destiny. Instead, I keep turning my back, pretending that it doesn’t exist or, ideally, that it will write itself.

I published six books in less than two years and I can tell you that Joseph Epstein could not have been more correct when he wrote, “It is a lot better to have written a book than to actually be writing one.” In life, the journey is often more important than the destination, but in writing it’s rarely as satisfying.


I should write a book.

That’s what I hear all the time. As I have previously detailed, writing is treated differently than other forms of art in that nearly everyone believes not only that they can author a book, but that they should. In the end, though, the vast majority do not.

Why? Because it’s so difficult.

Hemingway once said, “There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.” Most people either don’t have the moxie to cut themselves or the determination to actually let it flow.

It is why most people believe they can write a book, but never will.

It is why I’m still stuck at the start of chapter four.

And it is why the Great American Novel is still in a first draft.


Christopher Pierznik is the author of six books, all of which can be purchased in Paperback, Kindle, and Nook. A former feature contributor and managing editor of I Hate JJ Redick, he has also written for XXL, Please Don’t Stare, Amusing My Bouche, Reading & Writing is for Dumb People, A Series of Very Bad Decisions, and others. He works in finance and spends his evenings changing diapers and drinking craft beer. He once applied to be a cast member on The Real World, but was rejected. You can like his Facebook page here, follow him on Twitter here, and Tumblr here.