Melanie BrandtUgly.I don’t know when it happened or how I found out, but I’m ugly. My face is dry as a bone today,my hair’s so puffy it looks like Jiffy Pop…Sep 5, 2018Sep 5, 2018
Melanie BrandtThe Fly in the WindowsillIt must be hard to be a fly in a windowsill.Sep 5, 2018Sep 5, 2018
Melanie BrandtWhat Lyft Drivers Have Taught Me (so far) and Why I’m Broke Now.I take Lyft a lot. To work. From work. And whenever I go out. I’ve even ordered Lyft rides for close friends.Jul 8, 2018Jul 8, 2018
Melanie BrandtIf there’s anything I want to say it’s that you are not alone.I have probably tripped, goofed up and fallen down in front of everyone more times than most on this planet — in an average lifetime. And…Jun 7, 20181Jun 7, 20181
Melanie BrandtI swear to God, and all else who might even listen: I have GOT to be me.May 4, 20181May 4, 20181