The LEEKinHomeland Security[satire] Trump Initiates Hostile Takeover of Fiorina for VPFRENCH LICK, IN — Donald Trump, the Republican Party’s presumptive presidential nominee, announced yesterday his intention to acquire Carly…4 min read·May 2, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[satire] “Miserable Son of a Bitch” Actually Means “Valued Colleague Whom I Respect Greatly” John…CHEVY CHASE, MD — Former House Speaker John Boehner has now clarified remarks he made on April 27, 2016, regarding presidential hopeful…4 min read·May 2, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[Satire] Ted Cruz Selects His Shadow GovernmentINDIANAPOLIS, IN — In an unprecedented move on Wednesday, 27 April, Republican candidate Ted Cruz named Carly Fiorina as his Vice…3 min read·May 1, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[SATIRE] California Dreamin’ Thanks to CannabisSANTA CRUZ, CA — In a startling move, the California Highway Patrol (CHP) is pushing for prescription marijuana use to combat highway…3 min read·Apr 29, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[Satire] HOW TEXAS HAS STANDING TO CHALLENGE DAPA (Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and…WASHINGTON, DC— This fall, the Supreme Court is expected to issue a ruling in United States v. Texas, a case in which a coalition of…4 min read·Apr 29, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[satire] United States Declares Cyber War on ISIS — FinallyWASHINGTON D.C. — Defense Secretary Ash Carter announced that the U.S. Cyber Command has been given its first “war time assignment” —…4 min read·Apr 27, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[satire] City Hall Proposes New Legislation in Response to BlackoutsNEW YORK, NY — Following an unusually warm spring, meteorologists are predicting a hot summer for the northeast coast. Along with high…4 min read·Apr 27, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland SecurityDHS is CRAP (Center for Responsible Angry Protests)*SATIRICAL POST WARNING*1 min read·Apr 25, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland SecuritySeducing the Cascadia Subduction Zone….now on SoundCloud!!*SATIRICAL POST WARNING*1 min read·Apr 25, 2016----
The LEEKinHomeland Security[SATIRE] CBP Contracts for New Maritime Interdiction VesselFREEMONT, CA- U.S. Customs and Border Protection has announced the three finalists for the massive contract for the new Maritime…4 min read·Apr 18, 2016----
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