Published in Weeds & Wildflowers

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Bird Pictures … Almost!

I promise I will go outside next month :) Okay, I know this looks bad. But please — hear me out. I had this all planned out. …

Birds

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Birds

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Published in The Kraken Lore

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Reborn As A Sentient Chair, I Stand Around Doing Nothing

Life Is Hard — He thought it was a joke at first. Maybe he was a little drunk that night. Maybe his judgment was a little impaired. Maybe he went up to people in the bar — only one of them his best friend— screamed some nonsense about being a wizard in their faces…

Fiction

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Reborn As A Sentient Chair, I Stand Around Doing Nothing

Fiction

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Published in Plethora Of Pop

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My Imaginary Cat Made A Playlist For Me

Thank You! — I was overcome with joy this morning when I read a guest post on Katemiya’s account made by Katemiya’s cat. The lovely animal had taken it upon himself to make a playlist for his human. What a thoughtful gesture! A Cat’s Playlist for His Human Human made playlist for cat so cat returned the favormedium.com I was about to ask my own cat whether they wanted…

Music

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Music

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Published in MuddyUm

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Introducing “Medium Island” — A Private Island Just for Medium Writers

All our dreams are finally coming true — Do you love beaches? Do you love sunshine? Do you love HAPPINESS? Then Medium Island is the place for you! Picture this — You’re on holiday at sea. You go for a walk along the luscious beaches and suddenly stumble over a coconut. You start bleeding instantly. As a born…

Humor

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Introducing “Medium Island” — A Private Island Just For Medium Writers

Humor

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I’m A Bigfoot Who Was Reincarnated As An Abominable Snowman And Now I’m Cold All The Time

Prologue and Chapter 1 — Prologue: Human beings talk about “cryptids” as if we were anything alike, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. For example, in my former life I was a Bigfoot. A bunch of us lived in the woods together, a proud tribe of fighters, not taking anybody’s BS! What do…

Fiction

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I’m A Bigfoot Who Was Reincarnated As An Abominable Snowman And Now I’m Cold All The Time

Fiction

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Published in The Pub

·Dec 13, 2022

The SNOWMAN Method For Increasing Your Productivity As A Writer

This really works. (I hope.) One of the most incessantly regurgitated pieces of writing advice is to “write what you know”. I think that’s nonsense, but what do I know. Maybe I’m just weird and nobody will be able to relate to this, however — most of my greatest writing…

Writing

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The SNOWMAN Method For Increasing Your Productivity As A Writer

Writing

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Published in The Daily Cuppa

·Dec 12, 2022

Twelve Twelve-Word Stories on 12/12

It’s winter — time to stay inside, drink hot chocolate and shiver uncontrollably. I opened an advent calendar door today. There was another door behind! “Hi, let’s talk about the weather.” — “It’s pretty cold.” — “Yeah, same here.” Snowmen are very friendly. Usually. Snowmen will not scream at you…

Snow

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Snow

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Dec 8, 2022

Please Don’t Read This Article.

It’s Not Good. — There are two reasons this article exists: 1) I wanted an article called “Please Don’t Read This Article”. 2) I wanted to use a cat pic. Now that those things are out of the way, I still have a strong desire to artificially boost this thing’s length and increase that…

Writing

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