literally,… he sits on an actual spring
Donald Trump Jr Continues To Dominate News, With Sean Hannity, As Trump Sr.
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Fucking hilarious. Just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

Had an image of orange ego sitting on a spring with large cushion on top. As staff come into room he hits the LAUNCH button (NO, not that one!!) and fires himself across the room. His staff have now mastered the art of dodging and all respectfully kneel before him thus causing him to go headfirst into one of the 500 tvs he’s had installed in oval orifice. Luckily his hair saves his head from bursting into flames from the exploding tv screen and as he stands up he starts to mutter about shitty Japanese tv build quality…..make American….buy American!

As a consequence of this daily event a new executive order is being passed where all Tv’s being imported into America will undergo the “head test” (official name as he liked the sound of it).

The tests will be overseen by the two sons, No1 and No2 as they are known by their code names. A team of highly trained Russian midgets (cheaper than American midgets) have been drafted in to put the “head test” into action.

Orange ego has already spoken to Putin (fake news) about this brilliant plan and Putin has congratulated him wholeheartedly and told him these are the keys areas where he needs focus. Unfortunately for Putin orange ego never heard the end of the phone call as he saw his face in FOX spews.

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