Trump Says His Experience Draining The Swamp Makes Houston “A No-Brainer”
Allan Ishac

I heard through a reliable source (my other self) that orange egos 1st plan was to nuke Houston to heat the water and evaporate it. Only after aides reminded him that people live there did he have a change of mind. He still has plans to nuke one small corner of Texas where he was refused planning permission to build a golf course many years ago!

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