Listen, if you’re going to dedicate your life to becoming a human dolphin like Michael Phelps or have the agility of a thousand ninjas — looking at you, Simone Biles — it takes a lot of training. It also takes a very special die that can lead to… um, noises. If you think a yoga class is noisy, you have no idea what the human body’s pushing out when an Olympic athletes trying to break a world record.

In an effort to further scientific research — just go with me, okay? — the folks at Ghost+Cow films used specialized microphones to capture the butt trumpet noises of excellence that go with being a top athlete.

Hurdles

Long Jump

Weight Lifting

Diving

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