Holy crap! I was 63 when I tried my first (damn evangelical religion), and I had pretty much the same experience as you did. From a cookie as well. Except no weird stuff and memory problems, just nauseous, and paranoid that my employer would give me a random drug test the next day.

I’ve tried it 2 or 3 times since then, every time with the same result. Sorry marijuana, I gave you more than one chance. I’m moving on . . .