CATS HAVE BEEN IN MY LIFE FOR 10 DAYS AND THIS IS MY EXPERT OPINION >
My family adopted two kittens.
So now I know all about felines and I’m keen to share two things -
1. Cat faces
Each individual cat in the universe has a ‘forever expression’ which they can’t change no matter how happy or sad or hungry or excited they are, a bit like some of the stars of Married at First Sight or My Kitchen Rules:
· One of our cats has a permanent Look of Disdain.
· The other cat has a permanent look of Startled! O Fark Me What’s That?
Humans might have Resting Bitch Face. Cats only have Resting Queen Face.
2. Cats in the cloud
If you become the owner of a dear kitty, you better pay attention to your phone storage options and the cloud and those annoying messages from your provider to say you haven’t backed up your phone in 53 years. Because kittens are always doing adorable things and pretty much forcing you to take endless videos and pics of them. And you will thenceforth become known as a Cat Lady amongst your friends and online acquaintances. This can only happen if you own cats, it can’t happen if you own and share countless pics of dogs, or guinea pigs or axolotls that wont happen because … I don’t know why.
I’ll keep you updated.
Yours, Prakky Cat Lady.
