Paying my dues to the Gods of Internet

Priapus
Priapus
Aug 8, 2017 · 2 min read

For the love of great Zeus and his justice, the sweet and nourishing warmth of my mom Aphrodite’s vagina and my own ancient and almighty stick, I -God of Fertility — would like to thank Internet Gods for giving us Medium. In a world of NSA, SVR and greater than ever surveillance, I feel blessed to have given the opportunity to type my thoughts in this fine Tuesday morning. In a world where time stamps, user id info and location-ip- info can be extracted from texts in the documents this medium is surely on its track to become “the medium”.

I would certainly avoid writing my thoughts in my daily social media accounts due to the fear of worsened job prospects, political condemnations and frankly putting myself out of the social networks that I spent a minimum amount of time to get in. I came to the conclusion that, perhaps inadvertently, this is more of a secure place to write on. Time will tell.

In another post I will tell more about myself, but for now, I will let my grace surround you to booster your fertility, give an additional inch or two and get you one step closer to the happiness you deserve. As a millennial Priapus my grace will come in the form of sophia: “information”. So, consume more Calcium, Vitamin D, Zinc and Magnesium. Also remember what your friendly doctor Dr. Oz said for every 35 pound you lose you gain an inch that was previously hidden under your pubic fat. As someone who spectated an open heart surgery in which pubic and breast tissue of the patient was opened with the surgical saw, I can attest that yellow bubbles of fat in fact are gross and more detrimental to your health then you can think.

That’s it from me for now. I will leave my skin soon to become a 3rd person traveling the realms of my mind and opinions on many issues that absolutely need to be heard. If you are a keen reader you will get many wisdoms from this minor God and it will translate into your thinking and concomitantly behaviors.

P.S. Google image Priapus now. It is important to be able to visualize it.

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International Politics, Economics, Science. Son of Aphrodite, modern day Turk of Asia Minor currently based in US.