*WHY MEN LOVE WOMEN*

Yes, you read right. After a protracted period of laziness, a couple of requests, here is the sequel to *WHY WOMEN LOVE MEN.* If you've not read that, you can read via https://medium.com/@princelyx/why-women-love-men-c7e6d64069e0#.b9iz1q6kz.

While they catch-up let me introduce myself. I am Princely X. This probably won't be necessary if not for plagiarists. They'll probably edit my name out again. 
God is watching, I'm judging you too.

Ladies I must say that I was lost between categorizing and not categorizing the attributes men love in women, I resolved to not categorize.

Women and how they can cause trouble for you in everyway.

Enjoy, or at least pretend to.

What do we men look forward to in/on their women?

1) How do you look? :

Forget about the inner beauty, men will observe what they can see first before they start thinking about what you've in you. If you think those Yoga period you spend are a waste of time, think again. That your hour glass shape is important too, why do you think Captain Demuren married toolz? I'm not saying there are no other qualities but erhm, look at toolz.

Beauty, eyes of the beholder, you know the drill. Looking good from the face down is very important.

If you want that homie, look good first.

2) Background:

Some men sha. If she's fine she's fine, marry her like that. No! Most men will question your family background, religious background, if it's possible some will even check your past life. You can't blame men for this, where you're coming from has a lot to say about where you're going.

Most men want a woman who can be strong for them spiritually, morally and in any other way they deem fit. If you now have a coarse background, good luck.

Ladies, watch what you do in your youth.

3) Are you even smart at all? :

Behind the beauty and your well packaged backround, do you have sense? How Intelligent are you? Most men want a woman that will be their wife, counsellor, adviser, business manger, analyst and any other intelligent thing she can offer. How will I marry someone who cannot think by herself?

Smart is beyond your profession, although I believe that a good female writer is always beautiful in and out and is always smart. I said good one. There's more to it sha. Just be smart.

Please if you know any smart yellow writer, I don't mind.

4) Submission:

Most men are authoritarian in nature. Who wants a wife that I'll say no and she'll say yes, is she Jesus? Men have learned from the Adam age that if you do not take control, you might eat apple, eat vegetable and lose everything.

If you show traits of being submissive, you've five points. When there are too many captains on one ship, it'll sink.

Have you seen titanic? I'm looking for that movie.

5) Financial independence:

Most ladies will think it's a joke, you can go online to form boss lady, you must form it in person too. In my absence, can you hold yourself financially? Do I have to buy something as little as airtime for you always? Boss, park well.

It's okay for me to do, but you should be able to hold yourself by yourself. It's a relationship not a job opportunity.

6) How do you talk?

I don't know if I should call some men audiophiles, if that's appropiate anyway. Some sons of Adam will wean anything to win your heart and your voice

We cannot have two hard voices in the house. Let me wake up to you singing and me smiling, not you singing and me wondering where I slept overnight.

Sister, how's your spoken English? How do you taste in your native dialect? How sweet is your voice? Please watch it. If you don't meet this spec, there are healthy treatments for you, or you just wait for someone who likes you for who you're, maybe Bruno Mars.

7) Innovative and Crafty?

Let me give you an example, I for one love intelligent women especially if she is a writer, but when I see a cake baking woman, I change my spec.

Okay, let's be honest, apart from a man being handy, a woman needs to get her hands filled with necessities. Can you make hair? Can you manage events? What other Innovative thing can you do?

Most men actually want women like this so they won't be affected by work when the babies start coming. Nne you can open shop or complex at the junction, I'll sponsor it.

8) Music and Party

You can ride on parties, drive men in every club mad, well you might be lucky. Some men want the whole package, that thing that makes all those other men run after you at night, he wants in his room. Some of us are not like that sha.

What about music? How can I love Frank Sinatra and you'll tell me you want Lil Kesh? From where to where? This sounds funny but women, it counts. The music you listen to goes a long way in determining you. After all, you're what you listen to.

9) Company

No, not your own company, it's the one you keep. What sort of Friends do you 'roll' together? Show me your Friends and...

You cannot be bae and be friends with a stripper, you cannot be bae and be friends with a religious bigot. It varies in men, but it's important to watch who you associate yourselves with.

10) Politics, Humanitarianism, Power and Wealth

These four go together as they bring a lot of popularity to the woman.

For some men, If I'm Mohammad Ghandhi you've to be Mother Theresa, for some I cannot be unpopular and I'll marry someone who's not popular, popularity must be in our family, some just want to be in Canada today while mummy is doing Humanitarianism in Ghana, so that when there's time, there's time.

Some men love the attanetion, some hate the paparazzi. You'll know what he likes when you meet him. If you think you're not meeting up, you might drop a thing or two for him, only if you think he's worth it. You know men and how they behave after eating cake.

11) CAN YOU COOK? CAN YOU COOK *JOLLOF?*

If she can cook good jollof, she has 70% pass mark already, for me.

I'm not all men so I cannot say it's the same for them. Some men care a lot about the culinary skills of bae, some don't care.

Me? I care madly, just learn how to cook jollof and I'll forgive every other thing.

The list could've been longer but I've managed to streamline the points.

Ladies, please note that your salient qualities that I didnt mention might be what he wants, because I didn't mention does not mean you're hopeless.

Also, before you jump into a relationship and jump into fire, don't be quick to judge what a man wants. You might want to ask him what he likes in a woman. Some men have their little books, which is definitely not black.

Enjoy the rest of your life.