*WHY WOMEN LOVE MEN*

I’ve taken time to observe like scientists and I report: what are those things that attracts a man to a woman? You’re a chick magnet, YES! But do you even know why. *Focus.*

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you _THREE_ headings and a couple of subheadings as to why women love men.

1) *HOW STUNNING ARE YOU?*

Yes, women love their men stunning. However what classifies as stunning is on a peronal levels. What I've gathered as stunning are;

A) _Abs_

Have you seen women talk about Inyanya? The look on their face when they discuss Flavour? You probably think your workout time is a waste but women love it 'sexy'. Personally I would've loved to qualify but 'I'm abstaining from abs'.

Young abs and muscular macho man, be steady taking the ladies.

B) _Your voice_

Oh my goodness! Chris Brown, Justin Bieber, this Nigerian man that his name sounds like 'a juju specialist’, erhm, 2face idibia. Yes, that one.
 Women love it when you sound sweet and creamy, like you’ve got effects ;but it’s just you.

On the other side, some women love it thick and deep. Some just want a man that can sound like a man. The Zack Orji, Vin Diesel type of man.

I don't even know how I sound.

C) _Hair_

Yes hair. Some ladies will be in love just because of your hair. Why do you think I like to 'remove all of my hair?' there’s too much attention. *winks*. When you have that cute, soft and lovely hair and you have beards with it? OMG!

Erhm, please note that some women actually love men like Bruce Willis. The very bald type. Although women like this are not much but yes, there are.

I should probably start growing my hair back, so the affection won't be too much.

D) _Walk_

Do you see how he walks? He's so sexy when he does that. He looks so manly! Some women will not even care about your pocket, they just care about how you move both legs, and maybe the third leg too.

So, all our models and Korean walking guys, you probably have a girl eyeing you, walk on with hope in your heart.

E) _Appearance/Dressing_

Some like it classic like Jidenna, some like it crazy like Yeezy, but please note; how you dress attracts you to them. It's a magnet.

*2)SOCIAL METER*

Your friends, how you treat them, how funny you're, they all matter. That lady is probably loving you just because you're a social bird. Lemme just tell you what I know ;

_A) Extrovert/Introvert relationship_

He can keep friends, he can make people happy, I'm sure he'll know how to make me happy. If he can deal with so many people, he can deal with me. If you're an extrovert, young man ; that girl could be crushing on you big time. The only problem with being an extrovert is she gets jealous over time, unless she's 'not like the others' , which all the others actually say.

Introverted people like me will be thinking, will someone like me like this? Yes, 'they' will. There are certain categories of ladies that love their men Introverted and maybe shy. If he can keep away from so many people, then I’ll be able to enjoy him alone.

Ladies beware, some men are just acting Coy for that 'booty'.

_B) Are you funny?_

Every wondered how the 'basket mouth, akpororo and tons of ‘ not so handsome comedians’ find love? I’m not saying they’re not handsome, I’m not saying they’re either, but who doesn’t love a funny man? Someone that can ease your day after you’ve had it stressful, or someone that you’ll just look at his face and start laughing.

Your wits and sense of humor can get you beyond those 'tits'. 18+

_C) Etiquette_

Are you a classic, gentle and responsible man? Do you open doors and always wait for the lady to go first? (although you could let her go first so you can have the view of that ‘you know what’, my dad could be reading this)

Who doesn't love a gentleman? You probably will be picked on by the bullying men, jokes will be on you a couple of time, but the one you're crushing on could probably be crushing on you too; just because you'll open doors for her. She might open that door too.

Some women actually prefer the Dino Melaye kind of guy. I don't know what a Dino Melaye guy is like. Go find out yourself.

*3) Intelligence and skill*

Some even love the brilliant nerds that put on Peter Parker glasses, before he became Spider-Man. Intelligence and skill is enough reason to get the bee, the honey and the jar.

Let us see how I classify the interest of 'sapiosexual lots';

_A) WRITERS_

Yes, Writers. Who doesn't love a writer? Those very awesome piece of art. Those talented guys that can write her poems when she's sad, write her poems when she's happy and write her stories to make her day.

Don't stop writing Brethren, that could be your big break. If not into the writing scene it could be into her heart, and other places ancillary to it.

_B) Orators_

Martin Luther King Jr, Ademola Adekunbi, all these men with big grammars that can convince anybody at any time, especially with their suit and tie. Come and tell me why a lady will not like that one. I didn’t know how well these public speakers can get into places until I watched 'Long walk to freedom' of Mandela, and 'Ali' of Muhammad Ali, acted by Will Smith.

That your powerful voice and the wave of hand, and all those words coming from that head can get a woman to like, love and do a lot for and with you.

_C) Handyman_

The Jack of all trades, the Felix fix it. It's more polite if you call them 'polymaths'. If you can fix light, fix zinc, fix radio you can probably fix her heart. Brother Jack, don't be discouraged, your dream girl is coming.

_D) Strategist / Entrepreneur_

This one is from experience. Not my own personal experience though . I know someone who you wouldn’t call 'cute' or look at twice if you didn’t know him before. While I was being good boy and barbing hair to look responsible, my brother was just there enjoying all the privileges that come with being an entrepreneur. Not just an entrepreneur , he can strategize and help you plan anything.

If you're in this category and you don't have a crush, lover or something close, brother change your location.

_E) Humanitarians/Activists / Politicians_

Humanitarians can do a lot of work for humanity, that qualifies them to be liked by 'womanity' too. Those activists people , if they can be active like that, they deserve to be active in my heart. Politicians? Look at politicians around you and say no more.

These people are very close to the people, you know. It makes women like them even more. He'll probably be a good listener.

Now that I'm done with the ones I categorized, I have singled out very important ones. I refuse to categorize them. They cannot just be in any category.

Men with;

MONEY AND POWER;

The average lady will say I love him for him. (when he’s not Patoranking or Wande Coal). Young man, if you’ve power and money or either of both and you’re not getting the lady(ies) , you need divine intervention.

Why did D'banj enter studio to sing about being a rich bachelor and the video was filled with 'quality madams'?

If you don't have money and she doesn't like you, don't blame her, do you like yourself as you're broke?

I have neither money nor power, I know my limit.

Erhm. It is important that you know that why a woman will like you is not limited to these things. It could be because you're a good listener, it could be your choice of music, your color, your complexion, your choice of food, (now that daddy Adeboye said you must know how to cook, she may like you if you like puff puff) and so many other things like that sha.

If I ever have the time to be lazy again, I’ll write about why Men love Women.

Until then, my name is Princely X, enjoy your day.

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