Backbone Replacement Therapy might have worked if, as you say, they started getting help about a…
Joan Evans

Surgery might not even be necessary for some of these doofuses. Just having to listen to that moron would cause severe “zone-outs”, resulting in brain atrophy. Remember if you don’t use a muscle, it becomes atrophied. Same thing happens with brains. And among this guy’s whole fan base, there may be only a few functioning brains.