This was a very entertaining article, but seriously, screw Apple. I was going to switch to Apple from Android. Especially since the new phone I want is a bomb hazard. I will wait though. I would rather wait for Samsung to fix their combustion battery issue, than to buy new AirPods every month. Because I will lose the shit. Each, and, every, one. I can see it now. I put them down on Friday when I get home from work, and on Monday I’m missing the left one. So now I go out and buy some new ones. In two months, I will end up having two right AirPods because I will have lost another left AirPod. Now, the new camera, with a wide angle and telephoto lens, is pretty appealing.