Pink Lingerie
The following is an excerpt from Purple Paradox series: Jon

The scent of freshly cut grass made Jon’s walk along the pavement more pleasant than usual, and he felt like skipping instead of walking; something he almost never did.
In between his steps, Jon was talking pictures of anything that appeared beautiful or interesting to him: first was a closeup of white blooms on a tall tree, next a yellow butterfly flying away, and last a dandelion among green leaves. He had taken a new route today, and he was excited to explore the area.
As he approached a shady spot, he saw another beautiful scene to capture: some purple flowers wrapped around a green wall. Purple had always been his favorite color after all.
He took his camera out, and started looking for the perfect shot. A little to the left, a little to the right, until the right angle was found. He remembered the days when being a good photographer required some skill. Now with unlimited attempts and possibility of instant review, taking good pictures is not as challenging as it used to be. Finally, he found the right angle, and started snapping away. Only a few pictures in, a loud scream jolted him out of his zone.
“I’m calling the cops! You creepy pervert!” It was the voice of a girl, shouting from inside the house behind the green wall.
Shocked and perplexed, Jon looked up toward the window where the voice was coming from, and replied, “excuse me, are you talking to me?”
“Yes! You’ve got some nerve that you’re still standing there, pervert! I’m calling the cops!” Said the girl as she stood by the window in her pink lingerie.
“I’m not a pervert! Why should I not be standing here?”
“I saw you taking pictures of me in my underwear! You creep! Did you delete the pictures already? I saw you, I’ll ask the cops to search your phone!” The girl continued to scream furiously, all the while she was making no attempt to make herself any less visible. She stood close to the window with only a thin layer of pink silk covering her breasts and genitals. Strangely enough, it appeared to Jon that she wanted him to continue taking pictures of her.
He quickly dismissed all distractions from his mind, and decided to clarify what had happened, “oh! I understand now, this is a misunderstanding! I wasn’t taking pictures of you, I didn’t even know you were in there. I was taking pictures of these beautiful purple flowers that happen to be in front of your window. I apologize for the misunderstanding, I’ll look through the pictures and if you are visible in any of them, I’ll delete those right away. I’m sorry!”
The girl burst into a sarcastic laughter, and replied, “yeah right! He was taking pictures of the purple flowers! Were you planning to masturbate while looking at pictures of these purple flowers tonight?! Tell that to the cops, creep! They are on their way. You better run!”
A strange man was now standing close by, and appeared to have been alerted by the noise. He approached Jon, and said, “what did you do, kid?”
“I was taking pictures of the purple flowers in front of her window. Apparently, she was in her underwear, and thought I was taking pictures of her. But I wasn’t!”
“Are you gay, kid?!” Asked the man with a half smiling and half puzzled face.
“No!” Jon replied firmly.
“Then why were you taking pictures of the purple flowers, and not her in that sexy pink underwear?”
Jon felt a burst of anger, but he calmed himself down, and decided to explain his reasons, “I enjoy taking pictures of flowers, and purple happens to be my favorite color sir! Plus, I think taking pictures of someone through their window, and without their knowledge, is morally wrong regardless of what they are wearing, or what gender they are.”
“Huh! Then you are gay!” The man replied with a big smile as he looked down toward Jon’s genitals.




