Quasimodo
Quasimodo
Sep 4, 2018 · 1 min read

I’ve largely dropped out of the whole huggy bit. It’s gotten complicated because guys have to be such assholes. Exceptions include backstage after choir performances especially when we have absolutely killed it. Then is like a sports team after a win but mixed gender. It’s part of the energy, and yes shoulders are the way to go. And I don’t go in for the hug unless I see one coming at me.

When I hear about these side boob groping incidents and the like I’m like “How is this hard?” Not exactly rocket science, guys.

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