NUMB: The Tilted Chair of Horrors

Oh my God. I don’t mind the dentist now but as a child of the elementary school variety I went to a dentist who “didn’t believe in” Novacain for fillings, and I needed a lot of fillings. Only later did I realize that he was actually a sick motherfucker who dug seeing children squirm in pain beneath him. Bet he wanked between appointments. My parents never caught on.