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Quinto Rodriguez
Stop, drop, and roll doesn’t work.
#6 on the sticker.com’s 100 top bumper sticker list. It’s perfect for the family man, or the man without a family.
Great for attention whores, or bats that are trying to navigate via sounds waves.
A power statement. Plus, it works great for when your car gets repossessed and shipped over to ISIS.
If you’re a person without conviction (or just agnostic) this is the most precise and telling statement you can possibly offer the world.
Finally, a sticker for all you terrible parents out there. (comes in 5 great colors)
This one works great if you have convictions or preferences, dislikes, or general angst towards a person, place, or thing.
This one has a little something for everybody—the truck-driving conservative, the dreadlocked hippy, and a friendly reminder to all alcoholics that they can drown their sorrows anytime of the day.
If you watch the Bachelor, Bachelorette, Little People of New York, Dance Moms, or any other terrible show and no longer have any friends, this may be your last opportunity to speak with another human being.