Quotes Flux
Jul 30, 2017 · 3 min read

Top 10 Funny Quotes

Reading a book and having to re-read the same paragraph over and over again because your thoughts are too distracting.

10 facts about you

  1. You are reading this right now.
  2. You’re realizing this is a stupid fact.

4.You don’t notice I skipped three.

5. You are checking now.

6. You are Smiling.

7. You are still reading this even though it’s stupid.

9. You didn’t realize I skipped eight.

10. You are checking again and smiling and smiling about how you feel for it again.

11. You are enjoying this.

12. You didn’t realize there’s only supposed to be ten facts

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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. Then she asked him he liked her and he said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. Shee needed to leave. As she walked away, he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He said “You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t like, I love you. I don’t want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever, and I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die.

  1. TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, YOU NEED THREE THINGS: A WISHBONE, A BACKBONE, AND A FUNNY BONE — Reba Mcentire
TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, YOU NEED THREE THINGS: A WISHBONE, A BACKBONE, AND A FUNNY BONE - Reba Mcentire
TO SUCCEED IN LIFE, YOU NEED THREE THINGS: A WISHBONE, A BACKBONE, AND A FUNNY BONE - Reba Mcentire

2. NO MAN HAS A GOOD ENOUGH MEMORY TO BE A SUCCESSFUL LAIR — Abraham Lincoln

NO MAN HAS A GOOD ENOUGH MEMORY TO BE A SUCCESSFUL LAIR - Abraham Lincoln
NO MAN HAS A GOOD ENOUGH MEMORY TO BE A SUCCESSFUL LAIR - Abraham Lincoln

3. I MAY BE DRUNK, MISS, BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER AND YOU WILL STILL UGLY — Winston Churchill

I MAY BE DRUNK, MISS, BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER AND YOU WILL STILL UGLY - Winston Churchill
I MAY BE DRUNK, MISS, BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER AND YOU WILL STILL UGLY - Winston Churchill

4. I LIKE LONG WALKS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN BY PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME — Fred Allen

I LIKE LONG WALKS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN BY PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME - Fred Allen
I LIKE LONG WALKS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE TAKEN BY PEOPLE WHO ANNOY ME - Fred Allen

5. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE — Margard Mead

ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE - Margard Mead
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE - Margard Mead

6. BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES — Jim Carrey

BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES - Jim Carrey
BEHIND EVERY GREAT MAN IS A WOMAN ROLLING HER EYES - Jim Carrey

7. EVERYTHING IS FUNNY, AS LONG AS IT’S HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE — Will Rogers

EVERYTHING IS FUNNY, AS LONG AS IT'S HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE - Will Rogers
EVERYTHING IS FUNNY, AS LONG AS IT'S HAPPENING TO SOMEBODY ELSE - Will Rogers

8. PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE A GREAT ANNOYANCE TO THOSE OF US WHO DO — Isaac Asimoy

PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE A GREAT ANNOYANCE TO THOSE OF US WHO DO - Isaac Asimoy
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ARE A GREAT ANNOYANCE TO THOSE OF US WHO DO - Isaac Asimoy

9. LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGH WITH YOU, SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE — Anthony Burgess

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGH WITH YOU, SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE - Anthony Burgess
LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGH WITH YOU, SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE - Anthony Burgess

10. MY FAKE PLANTS DIED BECAUSE I DID NOT PRETEND TO WATER THEM — Mitch Hedberg

MY FAKE PLANTS DIED BECAUSE I DID NOT PRETEND TO WATER THEM - Mitch Hedberg
MY FAKE PLANTS DIED BECAUSE I DID NOT PRETEND TO WATER THEM - Mitch Hedberg
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