Grade: Flunk’n’Dunk’n (Tanka)

Bud TAS: Bean STRAINS…”Just Drop It”

Fair use in re 2 low-res. screens of poem author’s email for this coffee mockery/review ’n’ tanka to illustrate the point: literally, zero point(s)…it all started when I had a hankering for a hazelnut bean brew and ducked into the DD…that was my first mistake as follows…

No point(s)…(fine w/ me),

your coffee *taste’s: chemic’ly.

Stick to what you kno’.

Powdered/“plain-janes”…m’k “go”,

hazelnut/“faux-joes”…’mm—“no”.