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The Belladonna Comedy

WordleBot Analyzes Your Life Choices

While you earned some good karma — and a yearly case of Malbecs from the Sosa family — this choice complicated your taxes.

Mar 27

A spoof Wordle game that reads “You’re doing weird stuff and it shows,” along with the WordleBot robot icon.

Mar 27

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The Belladonna Comedy

And The Lord Createth Instagram Filters

This was a great Light. God called this Light Clarendon. And God saw that it was good.

Apr 18, 2023

A glorious, misty sunrise over a green prairie, with tall trees in the background. Birds fly past the sun.

Apr 18, 2023

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The Washington Boast

‘Bless Her Heart, But Don’t Let Her Vote!’ and Other Quaint Sayings from the State of Georgia

Be sure to memorize these before you visit so you don’t stick out like the damn Yankee you are!

Mar 19, 2021

‘Bless Her Heart, But Don’t Let Her Vote!’ and Other Quaint Sayings from the State of Georgia

Mar 19, 2021

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The Belladonna Comedy

Love Notes to My Opponents on Words with Friends

In these dark times, you, my fellow off-brand Scrabblers, are keeping my spirits A-F-L-O-A-T.

Jul 3, 2020

Love Notes to My Opponents on Words with Friends

Jul 3, 2020

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Slackjaw

Pence’s COVID-19 Plan, Borrowed from the Doctors of the Black Plague

Fellow Americans, we’re saved: my COVID-19 containment ideas were all developed in the 1360s by the physicians of the Black Plague!

Mar 15, 2020

Pence’s COVID-19 Plan, Borrowed from the Doctors of the Black Plague

Mar 15, 2020

Rachel Garbus
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The Belladonna Comedy

These Wines Pair Nicely with Admitting You Think Astrology is Bullshit

Tell me more about “Mercury” and “retrograde” sips wine

Mar 4, 2020

These Wines Pair Nicely with Admitting You Think Astrology is Bullshit

Mar 4, 2020

Rachel Garbus

Rachel Garbus

Rachel Garbus is a writer and editor based in Atlanta, Georgia. She writes satire & cultural errata, and kills plants. Follow her on Twitter @rachel_garbus.

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