“ I don’t really appreciate you whitesplaining to the portion of my genetic code that is non white. That portion feels very offended that you would tell it anything about itself. Because you play the role of oppressor over that portion of my genetic code, you are perpetuating fractional racism against me, and with my white genes already having colonized over my body in the most insidious ways, and so inequitably, my non white genes simply do not need that. It would be prudent for you to learn your place. Now get back to Europe.”
Very funny. Well played.