Rachel SiemensEd Siemens ObituaryIt’s an impossible task to distill someone you love down to whatever word count the standard obituary adheres to.Feb 9, 2022Feb 9, 2022
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawA Tour Through My Inbox Of Newsletters I’ve Never ReadWelcome to my newsletter collection. First established in 2019, this inbox is home to over 20,000 unread newsletters spanning all major…Oct 19, 2021Oct 19, 2021
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawA Dumb Blonde Walks Into A Conversation About CryptocurrencyHi! What’s everyone talking about? Bitcoin? As in the decentralized digital currency beloved by Joe Rogan fans and anarchists alike? Wow…Jul 15, 20214Jul 15, 20214
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawA Special Boy’s Guide To Mother’s Best DayFirst things first, let Mother sleep in. Every Special Boy worth his weight in salt knows that Mother despises a slumber disturbed.May 9, 20211May 9, 20211
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawStanley Tucci’s Recipe For The Perfect Molotov CocktailIt’s true, you know: a boy never forgets his first Petrol Highball.Mar 1, 2021Mar 1, 2021
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawI Am A Childless Evil Witch And I Do Not Need To Steal A Baby To Find FulfillmentBaby or not, I am a fully realized, liberated enchantress.Feb 24, 20215Feb 24, 20215
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawRecipe: Salvador Dali’s LemonadeSalinity grounds the body, bringing health to one’s moustache.Aug 1, 2020Aug 1, 2020
Rachel SiemensinSlackjawSouvenirs From Your Summer Vacation In Quarantineby Rachel Siemens, Phillip Siemens, and Daniel Siemens LauerJun 8, 2020Jun 8, 2020
Rachel SiemensinThe Belladonna ComedyShould You Break Up With Reality?Reality bumming you out? Take this quiz to find out if you’re ready to move on.Jun 23, 2017Jun 23, 2017