Capricorn

Never checked the horoscope until I got lost and started agreeing with Fall Out Boy songs and crying to The Fray. It is too late to apologize and no we weren’t compatible, according to astrology. I care more about astronomy but stars don’t provide enough immediate satisfaction and lead to incessant intellectual masturbation. Late at night, always.

You know this, I know this. We never would have lasted, you are barely a Capricorn also.