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Published in
Slackjaw

FAQ: Your New Baby Photo Storage Device™

Like an iPhone, but for new parents

Feb 23

FAQ: Your New Baby Photo Storage Device™

Feb 23

Published in
Slackjaw

God Attempts To Write A Novel In Seven Days

Creating the world was easier than this.

Jan 9

God Attempts To Write A Novel In Seven Days

Jan 9

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

You Are Too [Young/Old] to Have a Baby

You’re wasting your [youth/golden years]!

Sep 4, 2024

You Are Too [Young/Old] to Have a Baby

Sep 4, 2024

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Our Baby’s Unique Name Will Make Us Instagram-Famous

We couldn’t just name our baby something “normal” (a.k.a. BORING).

Aug 2, 2024

Our Baby’s Unique Name Will Make Us Instagram-Famous

Aug 2, 2024

Published in
Slackjaw

FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™

It’s not just an iPhone.

May 14, 2024

FAQ: Your New Cat Photo Storage Device™

May 14, 2024

Published in
The Belladonna Comedy

Proverbs for Pregnancy

A ninety-two-piece IKEA crib wasn’t built in a day.

Apr 8, 2024

Proverbs for Pregnancy

Apr 8, 2024

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Other Things Women Must Have to Write Fiction Besides a Room of One’s Own

And money, of course

Jun 22, 2023

Other Things Women Must Have to Write Fiction Besides a Room of One’s Own

Jun 22, 2023

Published in
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Anne Hathaway or Anne Hathaway?

“Probably had a good English accent”

Apr 7, 2023

Anne Hathaway or Anne Hathaway?

Apr 7, 2023

Published in
Slackjaw

Coffee Shop Orders Of Famous Writers

Beverages for bestsellers

Mar 6, 2023

Coffee Shop Orders Of Famous Writers

Mar 6, 2023

Published in
Greener Pastures Magazine

The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticketmaster Drama, Retold in Taylor Swifties

Taylor Swifties: like Tom Swifties, but more blonde, more musical, and more likely to turn you into her next hit single

Jan 27, 2023

The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticketmaster Drama, Retold in Taylor Swifties

Jan 27, 2023

Rachel Reyes

Rachel Reyes

Rachel Reyes’s humor writing has appeared in McSweeney’s, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and elsewhere. Check out her work at rachelnreyes.com.

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