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We As A Family Cannot Afford Another Wall Broken By The Kool-Aid Man

Once the Kool-Aid Man visits your home, you can assume your well-manicured lawn will once again be soaked with cherry-flavored juice that I…

Jun 25, 2023

We As A Family Cannot Afford Another Wall Broken By The Kool-Aid Man

Jun 25, 2023

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The Maid Of Honor Speech At A Fuck Marry Kill Wedding

Ellie is a great friend and is open to anything, including manifesting this wedding in what was just supposed to be a fun, social…

Jun 20, 2022

The Maid Of Honor Speech At A Fuck Marry Kill Wedding

Jun 20, 2022

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You Will Now Be Deemed Worthy For Eternal Salvation In Heaven Based On Your Credit Score

It’s your credit score that determines where you go in this afterlife…and for you, it’s not looking good.

Jun 7, 2023

You Will Now Be Deemed Worthy For Eternal Salvation In Heaven Based On Your Credit Score

Jun 7, 2023

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I’m A Bad Boy Corporate Twitter Account, And I’m Against Unionization

A union is like a #condom, and business is way better without it. Like sex.

Jul 27, 2022

I’m A Bad Boy Corporate Twitter Account, And I’m Against Unionization

Jul 27, 2022

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Our University Title IX Office Can’t Process Your Case, But Would You Like to Come to Our Holiday…

Title IX is just so complicated that we can’t go after everyone’s specific case AND throw our party!

Dec 20, 2021

Our University Title IX Office Can’t Process Your Case, But Would You Like to Come to Our Holiday…

Dec 20, 2021

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Aaron Sorkin Wants You To Know He Knows Scott Rudin Is A Monster

Now that people know I know that my collaborator is an abuser, I know I know it was wrong.

Oct 6, 2021

Aaron Sorkin Wants You To Know He Knows Scott Rudin Is A Monster

Oct 6, 2021

Rachel Keller

Rachel Keller

Rachel Keller is a NYC-based comedy writer with writing in Reductress and McSweeney’s, among other places. Find more of her work at www.rachelrosekeller.com

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