Rachel Harrison
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying & Embrace the Weird.
I am Carlos the Dwarf. I was hands down the coolest, most popular girl in preschool. I don’t know how or why. The photographic evidence would suggest it was my sequined vests, but I have no way to test this hypothesis. It was a golden age, but alas, I peaked too soon. Post preschool my social status steadily declined for the rest of my academic career and life in general. I got…weird. In the second grade I cut my bangs too short.Rachel Harrison7 min read