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Please, don’t call it a comeback.

I’ve taken a break from posting here on medium for the past few months.

Oct 14, 2018

Please, don’t call it a comeback.

Oct 14, 2018

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I never wanted children, I still don’t, sometimes.

JUST KIDDING…SORTA

Apr 4, 2018

I never wanted children, I still don’t, sometimes.

Apr 4, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

YOUR DREAMS ARE CALLING, BUT THERE’S A CATCH.

A TALE OF ALIGNMENT.

Mar 27, 2018

YOUR DREAMS ARE CALLING, BUT THERE’S A CATCH.

Mar 27, 2018

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Misogynistic baby clothes: What you get when too many “conservative” politicians are likely…

Wow…did I write that?

Mar 22, 2018

Misogynistic baby clothes: What you get when too many “conservative” politicians are likely…

Mar 22, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

“SIR, WHY ARE THOSE WHITE CHILDREN IN YOUR BACKSEAT?”

BLACK FACE — WHITE SPACE, a satire of sorts.

Mar 15, 2018

“SIR, WHY ARE THOSE WHITE CHILDREN IN YOUR BACKSEAT?”

Mar 15, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

STOP CRYING LIKE A BITCH, NOBODY CARES!

EXPECTATIONS AND LET DOWNS, A REALITY CHECK

Mar 8, 2018

STOP CRYING LIKE A BITCH, NOBODY CARES!

Mar 8, 2018

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UNSOLICITED ADVICE #3:

DEATH DOESN’T HAVE TO SUCK

Mar 6, 2018

UNSOLICITED ADVICE #3:

Mar 6, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

INITIAL THOUGHTS: Was it just me or was Black Panther good as fuck?

As so many of you, in the weeks leading to the premiere of Black Panther, I found myself becoming increasingly excited. We were all pumped…

Mar 5, 2018

INITIAL THOUGHTS: Was it just me or was Black Panther good as fuck?

Mar 5, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

ADMISSION OF GUILT

— sorry not sorry

Mar 3, 2018

ADMISSION OF GUILT

Mar 3, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

5 ways to know if your friends and loved ones REALLY support your dreams.

— A satire….of sorts.

Feb 20, 2018

5 ways to know if your friends and loved ones REALLY support your dreams.

Feb 20, 2018

RALPHEEBOI

RALPHEEBOI

My name is Ralph. I write satirical takes on controversial issues. I give advice that no one asks for. I think your mom is hot. She should call me.

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