Hamcid Dish: A Recipe (seriously, it’s good)

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Jul 29, 2017 · 1 min read
Original by Steven Burt, license, delightful defacement provided by Betta Tryptophan

Preheat oven to 375 F.

Skin, then skewer hamsters.

Soak in vinegar.

Brush on ground worms.

Bake in the middle rack for 14–18 minutes or until meat reaches 150 F.

Remove from oven and let cool for 10 minutes.

Bathe in chilled hot sauce.

Let stand until rancid, then serve.

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