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Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read

I’ll keep my eyes out for more interesting writers, she’s pretty unique though.

I called down through the speaking tube this morning and Gutbloom said the mongoose and him had blended the sauerkraut, watermelon wine and my coffee then spent the whole night in a gas accentuated, uncoordinated slap fight. Apparently, late in the night a puma had joined them, pretended to get drunk, started wagering on the slap fights resulting in Gutbloom being without any clothes now and the mongoose is shaved from head to toe.

I’m cooking up some potent batches of rhubarb pie to send down the dumb waiter. So as to get the taste of shame and humiliation out of their mouths so they can face the world. My fingers are crossed, due to that tragic jacks game in the third grade.

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