ybsmaR belaC
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read

“Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing” which is an ancient DOS PC program, gets all the credit for my typing proficiency, that and being a crazy obsessive kid.

Your exhaustion induced swearing and joking needs a shot of adrenaline to the heart!

Maybe a “I Might Be Cranky Hotline”.

ring, ring, , , ring, ring, , , ring, ring, , ,

“Hello, this is the ‘I Might Be Cranky Hotline’, how may I help you?”

“WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG TO PICK UP THE PHONE?”

“Mam, I can say that the probability of you being cranky is 87%.”

“CRANKY! YOU BAD IMITATION OF A GRASSHOPPER’S ENTRAILS!”

“Mam, you’ve reached a 96% probability.”

“AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING MAM, YOU DITSY LITTLE SLUT!”

“Mam, uh, Miss, Sir, Mr, Mrs, you’ve passed passed the unity threshold and are now in danger of creating a dangerous space/time vortex of crankiness. My recommendation is, more wine, sleep or 3 lbs of Gouda cheese, which ever comes first.”

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