I’ll Pass On the Salt, Actually
Rachel Darnall

“untamable shrew”(written with the little mouse creature in mind, but it would never come across right), “indomitable purveyor”(working on the railroad?), “unrelenting mullet”(okay, I kinda like that one), “psychopath with a toothpick”(also a great band name), “rotten bottom”(imagery is a bit too literal there), “horrific anus”(no, just, no, but still, that’s a great heavy metal band name), “grand destructor”(too, ahem, southern), “Victor Victoria”(actually. . . not too shabby, even if I stole it)